Did anyone else notice 21 posts this month? Okay...half of them said “no post today,” but whatever. I thought about penning my own “Blogging for Dummies” how-to manual, but it turns out that “Blogging for Dummies” [in addition to being redundant] is quite a serious trademark infringement. Who knew?
So in lieu of a whole volume, I will just list what I consider to be the keys of successful blogging:
- Generously define success
- Have easy access to caffeine [Most blogs are best written after about 840 mg of caffeine.] This blog sponsored by Sixbucks
- Blog in the Palin era
- Have no serious loyalty to the truth
- Don’t let the mortified looks of your family discourage you from taking notes at every family event
- Apparently….suggesting upcoming dirt on your mom’s visit is good for blog traffic…..[I see how many time you checked the site yesterday Sis.]
- Have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do than read blog postings…
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