Sarah Palin's Reading, Writing and Rhetoric

Sorry to be offline for so long.  I am hoping to be back posting this week or definitely next week.  In the meantime, did you know that Sarah Palin wrote a book (Christmas present for Maeve?).  So in honor of her book "writing", here's a little blog post courtesy of David Letterman:

Sarah Palin's Top 10 Tips for Writing a Book

1. Close the windows so you don't get distracted by Russia
2. Increase vocabulary, use words like "slanket"
3. First buy yourself 100 grand worth of writing outfitss
4. Don't write a word until the check clears
5. Limit yourself to one "you betcha" per chapter
6. You can never have enough stories about ice fishing or killing things with your bare hands
7. When in doubt, just type (wink)
8. Don't let writing cut into attending "Fire Letterman" rallies
9. Have the book translated for European countries like London
10. I'll try to find you some tips and bring 'em to ya.