Thursday, November 24, 2011

Thanksgiving!


Since it's Thanksgiving night, I should take a minute to remember the things I appreciate.

So here it is....The Top 10 Things I'm Thankful For:

10.  A holiday where I’m not taking advantage of the free in-flight cocktail on Southwest.
9.  That Rita thinks of the Bloody Mary bar as “cooking” and takes it just as seriously.
8.  Speaking of Bloody Mary’s – I am thankful to spend T-giving with friends that prefer a Turkey shot to a Turkey trot
7.  I'm thankful that even people that don’t like football want to watch games on Thanksgiving
6.  That calories don’t count on Thanksgiving
5.  Fat jeans
4.  I’m thankful that there are enough doors in this house to close off the pets during dinner
3.  That somewhere still stays open on T-giving to sell propane to those of us who may have forgotten to get it yesterday (no matter how many times we were reminded)
2.  That we still have 52 Republican debates remaining this year and Rick Perry’s going to be in all of them
1.  I’m thankful that the turkey that’s been chilling in the driveway for two days in a cooler that didn't quite close didn’t draw the attention of Molly or our resident skunk

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