Okay – at this blog, we aim to be both educational AND entertaining. And seeing that we don’t stand a shot at entertaining, we better get to work on educational. Today’s primer is on the Democratic primary (catchy, eh?).
Hillary & Bill (we’re on a first name basis now) were in the news this weekend for suggesting that Obama (who is in 1st place) would make a dream vice-presidential candidate for Hillary (who is in 2nd….aka LAST…place). Which is slightly akin to Anne Louise or I offering Nicola the top-spot in the Love Game… Ironical, eh?
So in the spirit of current events, we have identified some additional useless things that Hillary could offer Obama to entice him to take a dive:
(If you understand more than about three of these, you need to shut off your internet explorer and get.back.to.work. Whoever can explain the most references in this list wins a free Obamagirl CD.)
Here we go…10 additional useless things that Hillary is willing to offer Obama if he would just concede this election, already:
Hillary’s copy of “Special Prosecutors for Dummies”
An ambassadorship for Michelle to Canada, where they also do not practice Islam, “that she knows of"
All the phone numbers in Eliot Spitzer’s rolodex
Her boffo campaign strategy playbook to use against Jeb Bush in 2016.
Her “pledge” that Chelsea won’t run against him in 2016.
A promise to call him at 3 a.m. at least quarterly
Usage of her yet unveiled campaign slogan…”Endless polls to determine important positions - $60 million; catering bill in Iowa - $11 million; old, white ladies in the rust belt – priceless.”
Guaranteed internships for both daughters in the East Wing (ummm, this is where Bill’s office is)
Her subscription to Oprah, the Magazine
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