There are some things I have realized now that I have a blog:
I am OBVIOUSLY not as busy as I thought I was.
Most of these jokes were a lot funnier when they were told over a couple of beers…
It is really kinda creepy when someone you.don’t.even.know comments on your blog. Like you go to a party and there’s this person there that on a normal night you wouldn’t even talk to – and then they wheel around and ask you about shopping in the couture section. It’s just a little icky, you know?
Accounting is EASY. Trying to make a kitchen sound funny is HARD.
You can write any offensive or stupid thing you want as long as you put a smiley face =) or a “bless her heart” at the end of it. For example, “she’s like a pig in heels, bless her heart”.
There doesn't seem to be one single thing about my job that’s funny.
This is really the crap that goes on inside my head. My life is a permanent SNL skit…but one of those skits that isn’t really all that funny.
New post = new apology. “No, I DON’T think Nicola is ahead of you in the Love Game.”; “of COURSE no one ELSE is going to think that’s true.” And mom, if you’re reading this, I would just like to apologize in advance for Thursday’s post. See….this blog SHOULD be called ‘it’s just a jooooooeyyyyyy” =)
Some people are morbidly curious about whether you’re going to blog about THEM. “Are you going to put that in your blog?!??” Listen people, there are only 8 visitors to this blog and 4 of them are named McConville, so you are NOT going to be famous or embarrassed.
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