Okay – I know there’s been a dearth of good blog topics here lately, but this weekend is going to be what I like to call a “target-rich environment”. The whole McFamily is getting together in Indianapolis – even the ones we don’t like. That’s right…it’s a Graduation/Mother’s Day/Birthday extravaganza. McMardis Gras. Put every member of the McFamily together and watch the sparks fly. Otherwise known as “my adolescence” =)) [double smiley face everyone].
See…we seem to avoid the worst of the drama when not EVERYONE is together. It’s like a familial version of the Horcruxes…lethal when all are united….they-who-must-not-be-assembled. Better that at least ONE sibling is missing…doesn’t even matter which one – although we all have our favorites. It’s as if the tension of not having anyone’s back to talk behind forces the whole dynamic off-kilter. Throw in a smattering of non-smoking hotel rooms, this offensive blog and a plethora of holidays that give everyone an opportunity to feel slighted and we are talking Britney Spears/Dr. Phil territory. Nothing says “we’re proud of you, Michal” like two aunts throwing punches in the hotel lobby. =) Smackdown in Indianapolis. By Sunday it’ll be time for a “family meeting”.
Hee. And if anyone does not know that I am completely kidding…than they do NOT know how hard Nicola can bicycle kick…
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