Vice President of WHAT??

Has everyone seen the picture of Dick Cheney wearing a COWBOY HAT to give the commencement speech at the U.S. Coast Guard Academy??? Well, check out the following picture (i can't believe i am permanently adding a picture of Dick Cheney to my blog):

A FEW things pop to mind [please…comment away]:

• Today’s Commencement Address: “The Rootinest Tootinest Democracy in the Whole Wide World.” by Dick Cheney


• No country for old men


• Darth Vader at the OK Corral


• Did he lose a wager in a cabinet meeting or something? Next thing you know you are going to see Bush’s Secretary of Edumacation wearing a sombrero to the Immigration bill signing.


• And McCain is worried that Iran won’t take BARACK seriously???


• Is he supposed to be incognito? Ummm, pssst…Sir!….the subpoena servers are still going to be able to find you.


• This is what NOT to wear to a job interview…well…unless you want to go to work for a big, dopey manchild who thinks he’s a real live cowboy. Oh wait a second… (besides, that’s Scott McLellan’s line.)


• I bet it his gay daughter is the one who told him it makes him look smarter


• Apparently the Vice Presidency is a natural stepping stone for Mayor McCheese


• “W….I wish I could quit you”