W.'s memoir

Omigosh…have you all been following the news about Scott McClellan, Bush’s former Press Secretary? You know who I’m talking about…the guy who’s secret service name had to be “Theodore the Chipmunk”. Holy cow…the guy has written (or more likely dictated) a tell-all book on the Bush administration with the stunning revelation that the President misled us into war (he thinks this is a revelation?).

Proving that he does NOT understand the concept of tell-all memoirs (amongst other concepts) George W. has decided to write his own tell-all book about his time in the administration. Among the shocking revelations (you may have to watch Jon Stewart to understand a couple of these...)

• It wasn’t until he was in office that he found out that all Executive Orders had to be counter-signed by the Vice President
• Rumsfeld often made Bush call him the Secretary of Fun
• Dick Cheney wore that same damn cowboy hat to all the White House pool parties (or wait…was that me?)
• He and Nancy Pelosi had a torrid weekly bridge game
• Performance enhancing drugs were rampant in the administration
• The President is as dickish as he seems
• Dick Cheney and the president haze all new cabinet members by stuffing them in Cheney’s man-sized safe.
• Condi Rice?...loves Lean Cuisine.