Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Hand-o-prompter

I honestly thought I was getting over Sarah Palin....but then SP gives a speech in Nashvegas and – in case any of you rely on Fox News for your updates – is caught with crib notes written on the palm of her hand!

Notes on the palm of her hand?? When did Mead notecards get to be so elitist? Listen…I am not so much concerned that she needed some notes for her speech, or even that she thought a nationally broadcast Q&A session was the equivalent of a quiz in Senor Deig’s Spanish class…but I AM concerned by WHAT she needed a cheat sheet to remember:

Energy
Budget Tax cuts
Lift American Spirit

I mean…it wasn’t like she had a cheat sheet to remember critical Supreme Court decisions, the prime minister of Iran or even the Spanish word for shoes. No – she had to have a cheat sheet to remember her basic political tenets. So…What. The. Hell is taking up all the hard drive space that she can’t commit a 3-point outline to memory??? I mean you're at the $%^@ Tea Party convention and you can’t remember “Tax Cuts”? It’s printed on Every.  Single.  T-shirt.  In.  Front of you. My very real fear is that she needs cheat sheets on the big stuff because critical hard drive space is dedicated to Barbie’s first pizza party. The Axis of Evil crowded out by Dora the Explorer.

Look…we all need little notes and reminders sometimes. [Mine personally says “turn out the lights”.] I do NOT however, need a cheat sheet that says “accountant”, “youngest child”, and “fine thank you, and you?”

Oh Sarah….you are still every blogger's muse.

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McC said...

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Or maybe Sarah is just replying to my Post.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, ummm is this the same guy who claims to have 168,000 bucks for me if I put five grand in his account? Cuz--he makes about this much sense!