Monday, September 26, 2016

Presidential Sweet



Best part of the presidential debates is curating the best comments off the interwebs.  So here are my faves from tonight's first presidential debate:

Still waiting for Hillary to address our national epidemic of fat hackers.

This is like when the valedictorian and a stoner kid both run for Student Body President

“Hey, Sean.  It’s me, the media.  Call me back, thanks, bye.”

Give this man the nuclear codes, he seems like he will get shit done.

Donald’s father fave him a “very small amount” okay…give me that amount Donald.  Give it to me now.

“I have better judgment than she does, no question about that” says White Male Privilege personified, referring to an overqualified woman.

Trump says "the nuclears" and somewhere, George W Bush smiles.  "Heh, pluralizin' it"

OMG...is Barron Trump the DNC hacker?

Reminder:  nobody wins presidential debates.  We all lose.  All of us.  We are the losers.

Democracy isn’t dead, it’s just comforting Rosie O’Donnell

I swear to God Lester – use your microphone.

Weird that Matt Lauer was wearing a Lester Hold skin suit tonight

“Its not nice…its certainly not a nice thing that shes done” Trump says of a presidential contest

Hillary & Rosie, why you gotta be so mean?

The Cybers

Stamina is a weird way to spell dick.

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