Thursday, October 20, 2016

Our long national nightmare....

This election.  Or more accurately - the places Donald Trump has taken this election.

But last night was the LAST debate and once again....I read the twitters so you don't have to.  Here are some of the best comments I curated for you:
  • Single nasty woman seeks single bad hombre for sipping wine, long walks on the beach and good conversation
  •  Friendly reminder that Paris Hilton grew her inherited wealth at 5 times the rate and 3 times faster than Donald Trump
  •  Hillary Clinton Invited The ‘Access Hollywood’ Bus To Sit In The Front Row Of The Debate
  •  Hillary grabs Trump by his (small) hands, hits him with them and says, "Stop hitting yourself, Donald, stop hitting yourself..."
  •  I can't believe inviting Obama's half brother didn't win the debate for Trump
  •  Trump is treating the GOP like a spring break rental car.
  •  Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. "Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"
  •  The @HillaryClinton team has already purchased http://nastywomengetshitdone.com  and it redirects to the campaign site.
  •  It's Hillary. President Clinton if you're nasty.
  •  Trump is the first candidate whose rapid-response operatives are focused mostly on refuting things their own candidate said
  •  I tried to type "bigly" and my iPad autocorrected to "bigot."
  •  The Republican candidate for President had a temper tantrum on national television tonight. America, don't elect someone who needs nap time.
  •  Strange of Trump to invite the Benghazi mom to the debate so she could watch him make Hillary Clinton president.
  •  Seriously, based on this trajectory, if we had a dozen debates he'd be showing up to the tenth in a military uniform and aviator glasses
  •  THIS is the year that the election is held at the last possible day of the year?  
  •  Come for the election. Stay for the coup.
  •  Trump's debate guest list is best understood if you read it to the tune of "We Didn't Start The Fire."
18 days people.  We can do this.  

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