Some of you may have noticed that Friday was a holiday…Rita’s birthday. Since a birthday party in Rio would have been so unoriginal – I had to come up with some other birthday prize ideas.
Here are ideas for my gift to Rita:
- The promise of a present
- Whatever the hell the Williams Sonoma sales rep suggests
- Probably something just like a toddler would give…involving construction paper and elmer’s glue, no doubt.
- Permission not to read the blog today
- A coupon worth a free day of smoking in my house. Oh wait – that’s MOM’S present. Mom – come Mother’s Day – act surprised.
- A homemade birthday cake (well...homemade by SOMEBODY, I’m sure)
- Two zofran
- Will somebody PLEASE get this girl some wine glasses??? Re-using the burgundy glasses between courses seven and eight, indeed!!!! You don’t see that sort of thing happening in Nashville.
- And as alllllll the McConvilles know…my presence is my present =)
Happy Birthday Rita!
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