Calling in sick

I've decided I need to call in sick to the blog bosses. Accordingly, I have come up with some reasons why I couldn't come up with anything to post today:

1. Amazingly….I DO still a have a JOB
   
2. I occasionally go DAYS without walking into glass walls
   
3. Lessee…blog or go birthday present shopping…OR god forbid…blog about birthday present shopping (well...tune in later this week)
   
4. I actually spent the weekend interacting with live people (okay, we all know THAT'S not true…but I refer you back to reason #1)
   
5. I haven’t done a single stupid thing in nearly a week (I’m disabling the comment functionality on THAT one)
   
6. Well…I’m no longer allowed to write about my sisters, my mother, brazilian vacations, or anything anyone EVER said about mom. I’m exhausted by the all-Southwest,-all-the-time blog =)
   
7. I haven’t spent time with my brother lately…

=)))