Campaign advice

It seems as if Obama has been accused lately of being an elitist. Ohhhh, I aspire to such things. But apparently, it is NOT so good for a presidential candidate. Therefore, to help B out…here are several ways for Barack Obama to appear more “blue collar”:

• Create a blog about your family [what – you said “middle class”, not “low class”? OH]
• When attending any party – always be assigned to bring either the cheese plate or the ICE.
• Have I got the ballcap for YOU!!
• Join me on any given softball night
• Before we go any farther…isn’t being “elite” a GOOD thing? As Jon Stewart said…if you are running for president and you DON’T think you are smarter than us…what.the.hell.are.you.doing!?!??! Maybe if we just called them all Eagle Scouts…instead of “elites”…we’d feel better about it.
• Drive Hillary Clinton home after a night of boilermakers
• Have Michelle take a spin through my closet. Nothing like a pair of cammo capri’s to bring your image right back down to earth.
• Create your OWN “employee-only Rose” by mixing that leftover Zinfandel and Sauv Blanc =)