Dear Sis,
Love the blog. Really do. We didn’t think you could embarrass the family any more than you did with that “I-am-a-girl” t-shirt, but I love how you are always stretching for new heights.
And yes, you are an excellent writer (I don’t know what font denotes “dripping with sarcasm”, but please use it when you post this letter – we all know you’ll apply all that punctuation bullshit when.you.post.THIS !!? #%$@^ =) [see…I can punctuate too]. By the way…since you’re so fond of punctuation, why don’t you consider spelling “it’s” correctly once in a while.
I did want to tell you, though, if you post that entry on what I said about mom, the comments go nuclear, got it? Like…”we-know-what-you’re-doing-with-mom’s-401k” nuclear.
By the way, who the hell told you that you were the funny one? We said eccentric – not funny (as if to prove this very point, you went and started a blog). Anyway, the family voted and…ummm…you can take a pass on Mother’s Day weekend. [I should really just say “disinvited”, but we thought this was nicer]. We’re afraid that you may fly there and then we’d have to read yet another post about Southwest (have you ever thought of driving?).
See you at Christmas,
Anonymous
P.S. how are the Ryder Cup tickets coming?
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11 comments:
man you'll do anything to free up a night to go see Jon Stewart won't you. That's stooping pretty low to impersonate AL!
I impersonate AL all the damn time. But who said the letter was from AL?? Only most of it is from actual emails...besides, she's not the one interested in Ryder Cup tickets...
THIS IS A.L. ~scary music begins~ and I did not write this response. Maeve, if you are going to pretend to be someone else and write incriminating things about people that you profess to like you have a job waiting for you at the Enquirer, you paparazzi. When you get your book deal, I will meet you on Larry King.
Who said this was supposed to be Anne Louise???? it could have been any one of you three and you all should have been equally offended. And when i get my book deal i am holding out for Oprah.
Ummm, no...Larry King if for my tell-all book about you.
ummmm....that's.not.funny.
Oh Yes it is... because my name is Maeve ~singsong voice~ and I am sooooooo funny--I just say !@$##%^ bless.her.heart and I can say anything.
that last comment was a little ...ummm, accurate...and i didn't even know mom was on-line =)
Your mother is always watching.
You McConville's scare me! Run Rita Run!!!!
This is Shelly! Why is everyone so upset? This blog isn't half as bad as what the inlaws say about you guys.(said with a smile on my face) You should see what the Irish relatives blog says about the American McConvilles. Keep up the good work Maeve.
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